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TOP TEN PET PEEVES OF U.S. MILITARY PERSONNEL
10. "HAVING TO SEE MORE NAKED SWEARY GUYS BEFORE 9 AM THAN MOST
PEOPLE SEE ALL DAY"
9. "WHEN YOU ASK THE COOK WHAT'S IN THE MEAT LOAF AND HE SAYS,
DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL
8. "CAMOUFLAGE FATIGUES MAKE YOUR ASS LOOK HUGE"
7. "DORKY NETWORK NEWS ANCHORS IN COMBAT FATIGUES"
6. "THOSE M.R.E'S STILL SUCK"
5. TWO WORDS: "HELMET RASH"
4. "INSTEAD OF SENDING ALL OF US OVER HERE THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST
SENT O.J".
3. " THE CRUMMY TV. IN THE BARRACKS ONLY PICKS UP CBS"
2. "YOU'RE HARDLY EVER IN A REAL FOX IN YOUR FOXHOLE. IF, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN"
1. "THE ARMY STILL HASN'T PERFECTED THE CAMOUFLAGE HAIRPIECE"
Letterman, Friday December 22, 1995
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